Too bad he has AIDS. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He lies awake in regret. The chief export of Chuck Norris is diarrhea. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
When Chuck Norris calls numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Yes, they're dumb, but hey - I always wind up at least chuckling. Yoga Champion and Optical Delusion. How Badass is Chuck Norris? When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.